Afternoon Crap

A true classic in the spirit of the holiday.

*LACKER SAYS SOMALI PIRATES ARE ‘FUNDAMENTALLY SOUND’
*SOMALIAN PIRATES APPLY TO BECOME BANK TO ACCESS TARP
*Moody’s upgrade Somali Pirates to AAA
*PAULSON: TARP PIRATE EQUITY IS AN `INVESTMENT,’ WILL PAY OFF
*FED OFFICIALS: AGGRESSIVE EASING WOULD CUT SOMALI PIRATE RISK
*FED AGREED OCT. 29 TO TAKE `WHATEVER STEPS’ NEEDED FOR SOMALI
PIRATES
*WILL REQUIRE ALL CITI EMPLOYEES TO WEAR PATCH OVER […]

One of the best SNL Weekend update clips ever!

I spent the evening snorting out milk while I watched Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.  Again, Neil Patrick Harris’ scenes had me gasping for air.

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President […]

A great post-election analysis.  And my favorite…
As we enter a new era of equality for all people, the election of Barack Obama will decidedly be a milestone in U.S. history, undeniable proof that Americans, when pushed to the very brink, are willing to look past outward appearances and judge a person by the quality of […]